Every great warrior get their reward after battle. No better gift then the sleeve used to drain some of that pent up energy boiling in your veins. Why wait a single second? Merely hang your weapon, disrobe of the armor, and make a good use of that needy cock-sleeve.
A warrior is no better than the average peasant if he isn’t well taken care off, lubricated, massaged, cleaned (including all the little corners and details). This canine has a gift for certain jobs, no one does it like him. Even the gods are impressed at the skill and dedication he puts to his work.
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